I have a low tolerance for bullshitting and douchebaggery.
 
 
 
Another beautiful day in Cleveland… #clouds #cloudy #rainy (Taken with instagram)

Another beautiful day in Cleveland… #clouds #cloudy #rainy (Taken with instagram)

 
 
This guy’s getting a new friend soon. #guitar (Taken with instagram)

This guy’s getting a new friend soon. #guitar (Taken with instagram)

 
 

Pro (not at all) Tip:

If you lose a pick inside of an acoustic guitar, flip it so the neck is down and the pick goes to the top of the body, and slip a sheet of folded paper between the D and the G strings, with the fold opening in the direction of the neck. Hold onto the end of the paper. Carefully flip your guitar back over. The pick should land right in the crease of the paper. Pull it out. Rejoice. 

 
 

My nails are never long and feminine because I play guitar.

I have to keep them super short. And when they are a little longer than they should be, they grow crooked because I’ve been playing since I was twelve. 

 
 
 
 
Momo just wants to play. #dog #yellowlab  (Taken with instagram)

Momo just wants to play. #dog #yellowlab (Taken with instagram)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Listening to the #Beatles and working down here. #bar #basement #basementbar #bartender #barrules #bartenderisalwaysright (Taken with instagram)

Listening to the #Beatles and working down here. #bar #basement #basementbar #bartender #barrules #bartenderisalwaysright (Taken with instagram)

 
 
One of these things does not live here. #momo #coco #yellowlab #lab #havanese #brown #fluffy #cute #adorable #dog #dogs #puppy #puppies.  (Taken with instagram)

One of these things does not live here. #momo #coco #yellowlab #lab #havanese #brown #fluffy #cute #adorable #dog #dogs #puppy #puppies. (Taken with instagram)

 
 
That’s a totally normal combination. #truffles #bacon #chocolate #weird #food (Taken with instagram)

That’s a totally normal combination. #truffles #bacon #chocolate #weird #food (Taken with instagram)

 
 

Some asshole decides tailgating me for twenty minutes on the highway would be a good idea.

Listen jackass, I’m going fifteen over the limit in a bright red sports car. I’m not pushing my luck any more. I’m also in five in heels and I will shove one up your ass.

 
 
Had a visitor last night. #deer #fawn #bambi #cute #animal  (Taken with instagram)

Had a visitor last night. #deer #fawn #bambi #cute #animal (Taken with instagram)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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